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Well, I wanted to share this "funny" with you....enjoy!

The top 10 things the Apostle Paul would have done if he had a PC:
10. Download MP3s of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long and tedious missionary journeys.
9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in his flesh.
8. Include virus protection software in his list of spiritual armor.
7. Proclaim, "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem."
6. Book boat tickets using Priceline.com.
5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem.
4. Assign church officers: pastor, elder, deacon, system administrator.
3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues.
2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot."
1. Add spam to list of cardinal sins.
—Gary Cantwell (2002); submitted by Mike Herman, Glen Ellyn, Illinois